Wednesday, September 3, 2008

MOM...CAN YOU BUY ME A BRA?

"Mum, can I ask you something?"

"Sure! What about?"

"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I should own one."

"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"

"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"

"No."

"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention."

"Nope."

"It will be just proper at my age..."

"I said no way...!"

"But all of my friends wear......!"

"David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?"

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