Three men, Ah Kaw, Ah Te, and Ah Beng were all sentenced to terms of life imprisonment for armed robbery.
Upon reaching the prison, the chief warden told them, "Since you are going to be here for a very long time, you can bring into the cell whatever you wish. Just tell me and I'll try to fulfil it.
"So Ah Kaw asked for a lifetime supply of cigarettes so he could drown his sorrows in smoke.
Ah Te asked for a set of the Encyclopaedia Brittanica as he wanted to study his remaining life away, having never passed his UPSR.
Ah Beng, however, asked for a lifetime supply of tampons.The warden was puzzled and asked,
"What do you need tampons for?"
Ah Beng replied: "Walau, you never watsh TV meh? They say you got tampons, you can go running, cycling, swimming......"
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