Captain Hook

One day, a sailor meet Captain Hook and ask him " How did you get your peg leg, hook and eye patch.

So Captain Hook says " Well, i got my peg leg when i was robbing a ship, my leg get bitten by a shark. So, the sailor was shocked and he says " Interesting... then how did you get your hook ?

C.Hook repiled " My hand get chop by the enemy's leader.

The sailor says " WOW!!! INTERESTING !! den how bout your eye patch ?

C.Hook replied " oh...well ... my eye got hit by a seagull dropping. "

sailor ask" You got the eyed patch by the seagull dropping ??!! "

C.Hook repield" well, that was my first day with the hook. The seagull dropping hit right on my eye and when i tried to to rub it off....... "