joke poem

(1)

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

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(2)

Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what you are
And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.

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(3)

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you?

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(4)

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then ~ I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack

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(5)

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi

He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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(6)

When ur life is in darkness pray to God Ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray And you're still in darkness,

Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!