Tomyam Noodles (Thailand)

Muthu's Life (1)

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."

Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."

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MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview.....

"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

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MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.

Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard" WASH BASIN "

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Oh... ! Lest I forget ............. the funniest...

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????????

Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it

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Talking about SEX ?

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on it. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'


The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.
'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'


'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.
'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi '