The President of Chase Manhattan Bank decides he should take a vacation/business trip. Since the president has heard how much fun Taipei is, he decides to visit the offices there. He books two tickets, one for him and one for his secretary.
After his arrival in Taipei, the president receives an urgent message from headquarters that the richest man in Taiwan wants to put all his money into a Chase Manhattan account. Since the account would be quite substantial, the president decides to meet personally with the man.
The next day, the president and his secretary go to meet the Taiwanese at an exclusive restaurant. Throughout the dinner, the president tries to bring up the subject of opening the new account but the prospective client only seems interested in the president's secretary.
After dinner, the businessman asks the secretary to spend the rest of the evening seeing the sights in Taipei with him. Not wishing to offend the prospective client, the president orders his secretary to go ahead but tells her that she must be diplomatic and under no circumstances is she to insult the man by rejecting him outright.
After going to a dance club for a few hours, the businessman takes the secretary aside. As he holds her hand and looks her straight into her eyes, he tells her that he loves her. Then, he gets on his knees and asks her to marry him.Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her: Don't reject the guy outright.
So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her.After a few minutes, the woman says, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a seventy-five carat diamond ring, with a matching two hundred carat diamond tiara."
The Taiwanese man pauses for awhile then, with a nod of his head, answers, "No problem! I buy. I buy."
Realizing that her first condition was too easy, the woman says, "My second condition is a one hundred-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the Gironde in France."
The man pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone, calls some brokers in New York, then he calls some real estate agents in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build, I build."
Realizing that she has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally, she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like to have sex, I want the man I marry to have a twelve-inch penis."
The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face in his hands and rests his elbows on the table. All the while, he's muttering something in Chinese.
Finally, after what seemed like forever, the man shakes his head, looking real sad, says to the woman,"OK. I cut. I cut."
Got the joke ?
Longer than 12 inch? willing to cut it some more.....wow amazing !
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
First time meeting (nervous)
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder andlonger fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Damn it Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Damn it Skippy, get away from her before she poops on you!"
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder andlonger fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Damn it Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Damn it Skippy, get away from her before she poops on you!"
The Hotel Manager
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. andard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them", the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."
"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. andard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them", the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.
He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."
"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
Best Patient choice
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything is numbered.
The second surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think the file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable."
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything is numbered.
The second surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think the file clerks are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Lawyers are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable."
What is another name for PENIS ?
The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking about how one refers to the penis in their language.
The wife of Tony Blair says that in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says that in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chirac says that in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.
Then the wife of Clinton says that in the U. S. you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.
The wife of Tony Blair says that in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.
The wife of Boris Yeltsin says that in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.
The wife of Chirac says that in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.
Then the wife of Clinton says that in the U. S. you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.
Banker and Granny... =)
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money
.After many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before.
Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.The president was happy to oblige.The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them.
"Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."The elderly woman did so with a little smile.Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.
He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10! o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
.After many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."
"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before.
Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.The president was happy to oblige.The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them.
"Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."The elderly woman did so with a little smile.Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.
He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10! o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"
Juz an email...
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Take a break
>Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to>his passengers.
>One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18>years,tried to board the bus,but he didn't stop the>bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under>the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took>the conductor tothe police station, who in turn took>him to the court.
>The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave>him capital punishment.He was taken to the>electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the>center of the room and a single banana peel at one>corner of the room.
>The conductor was strapped to the chair and high>voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's>amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set>him free, and he returned to his profession.
>After a few months, this time, a good looking middle>aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor>didn't stop the bus.>Unfortunately, this time also,the good looking middle>aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.>Again angry passengers took him to the police station,>who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one>look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment.
>The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution>chamber where there was a single chair in the center>of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of>the room. He was strapped to the chair and high>voltage current was given to him. This time also to>everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided>to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
>A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried>to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor,>remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.>Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died>due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the>police station and then to the court, to the same>judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but>considering his past record the judge decided to set>an example and gave him capital punishment.
>The Bus conductor was again taken to the same>electrocution chamber where there was a single chair>in the center of the room and a single banana peel>at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the>chair and high voltage current was given to him. This>time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??
Try to>solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical.
If necessary read the puzzle once again. Still if you can't, then look below.........
>think hard>Harder!!!!!!!
Answer: During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18>years,tried to board the bus,but he didn't stop the>bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under>the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took>the conductor tothe police station, who in turn took>him to the court.
>The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave>him capital punishment.He was taken to the>electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the>center of the room and a single banana peel at one>corner of the room.
>The conductor was strapped to the chair and high>voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's>amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set>him free, and he returned to his profession.
>After a few months, this time, a good looking middle>aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor>didn't stop the bus.>Unfortunately, this time also,the good looking middle>aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.>Again angry passengers took him to the police station,>who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one>look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment.
>The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution>chamber where there was a single chair in the center>of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of>the room. He was strapped to the chair and high>voltage current was given to him. This time also to>everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided>to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
>A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried>to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor,>remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.>Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died>due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the>police station and then to the court, to the same>judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but>considering his past record the judge decided to set>an example and gave him capital punishment.
>The Bus conductor was again taken to the same>electrocution chamber where there was a single chair>in the center of the room and a single banana peel>at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the>chair and high voltage current was given to him. This>time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??
Try to>solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical.
If necessary read the puzzle once again. Still if you can't, then look below.........
>think hard>Harder!!!!!!!
Answer: During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trip to Space
Once......there was a president......he did an experiment.......he call 3 scholars.......he wanted to send them to space.......and will be given anything they want during the trip to space........so the president started asking the 1st scholar.......
President:AHEM......my brave scholar.....wad would u like to bring with u?
1st Scholar:I wan mani mani mathematical book!
President:Well u will be given 1000 mathematical book.......
President:Ermm.....now how about u?(2nd scholar)
2nd Scholar:I wan mani mani science book!
President:WoW......another bookworm......kk....u will be given 1000 science book......like the previous scholar.....
President:Eh.....how bout u?(3rd Scholar)
3rd Scholar:Me arr......i wan MANI MANI cigarette!!!
President:Waaaa.......kk......u will be given 1000 packet or cigarette.......since thats wad u wan.......
After every scholar got wad they wan, they were all sent to space for 1 yr........
After 1 yr.......3 of them landed back on earth........the president Question them......
President:Wad haf u(1st scholar) learn........?!
1st Scholar:I haf discover a NEW MATH FORMULA!!!
President:WoW! tats GREAT!
President:U(2nd Scholar) leh?
2nd Scholar:I haf found out tat.......plants needs water to survive........
President:OMG! Is that the only thing u discovered?!
President:Waaaa.....laoo the 2nd scholar almost make me faint.......u(3rd Scholar) better gib me good stuff.........
3rd Scholar:NABEI CB U NV GIB ME MY LIGHTER.........!!!
President:*FAINT* NICE NICE?
President:AHEM......my brave scholar.....wad would u like to bring with u?
1st Scholar:I wan mani mani mathematical book!
President:Well u will be given 1000 mathematical book.......
President:Ermm.....now how about u?(2nd scholar)
2nd Scholar:I wan mani mani science book!
President:WoW......another bookworm......kk....u will be given 1000 science book......like the previous scholar.....
President:Eh.....how bout u?(3rd Scholar)
3rd Scholar:Me arr......i wan MANI MANI cigarette!!!
President:Waaaa.......kk......u will be given 1000 packet or cigarette.......since thats wad u wan.......
After every scholar got wad they wan, they were all sent to space for 1 yr........
After 1 yr.......3 of them landed back on earth........the president Question them......
President:Wad haf u(1st scholar) learn........?!
1st Scholar:I haf discover a NEW MATH FORMULA!!!
President:WoW! tats GREAT!
President:U(2nd Scholar) leh?
2nd Scholar:I haf found out tat.......plants needs water to survive........
President:OMG! Is that the only thing u discovered?!
President:Waaaa.....laoo the 2nd scholar almost make me faint.......u(3rd Scholar) better gib me good stuff.........
3rd Scholar:NABEI CB U NV GIB ME MY LIGHTER.........!!!
President:*FAINT* NICE NICE?
The HERO
Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay.
What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.
Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap. Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear that this hero couldn't swim !
Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water.
The crowd cheered !
Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang.
"Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted.
The hero looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?"
(*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")
What happened was some idiot was trying to show off and declared that he would swim across the Singapore River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic and started to shout for help.
Being typical Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor chap. Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear that this hero couldn't swim !
Luckily a tongkang filled with tourists was passing by and the operator saw the incident and picked both men from the water.
The crowd cheered !
Back on shore, the crowd cheered again as the hero stepped off the tongkang.
"Steady Lah !" and "Awright, man !" were among the many congratulations shouted.
The hero looked angry and shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?"
(*%#@! Who pushed me into the water?")
Ah beng strike again
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!"
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But.. what happened to the other ear?"
"That stoopid dumbo called back!"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!" Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"
"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Ah Beng got the job.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business. They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower. The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage.
WHY?
Because their garage was on the second floor
..............................
After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving. They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers. They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi. They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.
In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY? Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi
................................
After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for a while & started to push again.
The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY?
Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind
...............................
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!"
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But.. what happened to the other ear?"
"That stoopid dumbo called back!"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!" Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"
"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Ah Beng got the job.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business. They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower. The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage.
WHY?
Because their garage was on the second floor
..............................
After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving. They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers. They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi. They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.
In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY? Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi
................................
After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for a while & started to push again.
The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY?
Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind
...............................
Coincidence
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, " How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence ," says the man.
They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said
He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence ," says the man.
They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said
How many Can u get right?
How many can you get right?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Can I ask him some questions?"The principal and Harry both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied, "Pockets."
Ms Brooks:"What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"
Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Shake hands"
Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Harry: "Yep."
Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Harry: "Tent"
Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: "Wedding Ring"
Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Harry: "Nose"
Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Harry: "Arrow"
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
Got the joke ?
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
It starts with P and ends with S.
In Principal mind>> "Penis"
Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
In Principal mind>> "Poles = penis , Tie me down = on bed , wet before you do = usually gets wet first before the man "
Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."In Principal mind>> "Finger = penis , You fiddle with me when you're bored = when bored go do *** , The best man always has me first = Principal*best man* "
Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."In Principal mind>> "many sizes = everyone got different sizes , not well I drip = when u *** sure drip , when blow me you feel good = when u **** sure feel good "
Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
In Principal mind>> "Penis"
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?In Principal mind>> "F*ck"
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Can I ask him some questions?"The principal and Harry both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied, "Pockets."
Ms Brooks:"What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"
Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Shake hands"
Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
Harry: "Yep."
Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Harry: "Tent"
Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: "Wedding Ring"
Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Harry: "Nose"
Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Harry: "Arrow"
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."
Got the joke ?
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
It starts with P and ends with S.
In Principal mind>> "Penis"
Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
In Principal mind>> "Poles = penis , Tie me down = on bed , wet before you do = usually gets wet first before the man "
Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."In Principal mind>> "Finger = penis , You fiddle with me when you're bored = when bored go do *** , The best man always has me first = Principal*best man* "
Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well,I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."In Principal mind>> "many sizes = everyone got different sizes , not well I drip = when u *** sure drip , when blow me you feel good = when u **** sure feel good "
Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
In Principal mind>> "Penis"
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?In Principal mind>> "F*ck"
Super indian salesman
An Indian moves to Montreal and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home".
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shavingcream etc. you get the idea?"
"Of course," the young man said.
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?
The Indian says, "One"
The manager groans, "Just one?Our sales people avg 20 30 sales/day. How much was the sale for?"
The Indian says, "$101,237.64."
The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The Indian, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."
The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"
The Indian says, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing."
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home".
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shavingcream etc. you get the idea?"
"Of course," the young man said.
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?
The Indian says, "One"
The manager groans, "Just one?Our sales people avg 20 30 sales/day. How much was the sale for?"
The Indian says, "$101,237.64."
The manager exclaims, "What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
The Indian, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero."
The manager says "You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!"
The Indian says, "No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said, "Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing."
"I want to feel your breast !"
An old man, walking along the beach, approached a beautiful girl in a bikini and abruptly said to her, "I want to feel your breasts!"
"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she scowled.
"I want to feel your breasts. I'll give you twenty dollars," he said.
"Twenty dollars—are you nuts? Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts! "I'll give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS," he stated.
"No, No! Get away from me!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS," he offered.
She paused to think about it, but then came to her senses and said, "I told you NO!"
"Seriously, FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he exclaimed.
She thought, 'Well he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and $500 IS a lot of money'.... "Well... OK... but only for a minute."
So she loosened her top and while both were standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath her top and began to caress. Suddenly he started saying over and over again,
"OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while he continued caressing them.
Although anticipating her cash award, out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, Oh my God?'"
While continuing to feel her breasts, he answered, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"
"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she scowled.
"I want to feel your breasts. I'll give you twenty dollars," he said.
"Twenty dollars—are you nuts? Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts! "I'll give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS," he stated.
"No, No! Get away from me!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS," he offered.
She paused to think about it, but then came to her senses and said, "I told you NO!"
"Seriously, FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he exclaimed.
She thought, 'Well he is old, and he seems harmless enough... and $500 IS a lot of money'.... "Well... OK... but only for a minute."
So she loosened her top and while both were standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath her top and began to caress. Suddenly he started saying over and over again,
"OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while he continued caressing them.
Although anticipating her cash award, out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my God, Oh my God?'"
While continuing to feel her breasts, he answered, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"
The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband, for women...and maybe gays ^
The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend / Husband
Brave
Intelligent
Gentle
Polite
Energetic
Nutty
Industrious
Sensitive
And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!
Brave
Intelligent
Gentle
Polite
Energetic
Nutty
Industrious
Sensitive
And if all else fails, well ... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!!
A Hippie
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop.
A middle-aged man was driving the bus.When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God.
"If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me."
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.
After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,
"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!"
Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"
A middle-aged man was driving the bus.When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God.
"If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me."
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.
After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,
"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!"
Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"
Viagra Power
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
got the joke ?
The man DO it with her @ Mcdonald ...cannot wait..haha
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
got the joke ?
The man DO it with her @ Mcdonald ...cannot wait..haha
Careful what you wish for
A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his penis was too long.
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?"
The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know a witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to the witch's place.
The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad story."Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The man uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be 4 inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge python-like penis and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter!"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."
Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?"The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!" He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me ONE more time."
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and said, "NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!"
Guess what?
He has just lost his penis
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?"
The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know a witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to the witch's place.
The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad story."Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The man uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be 4 inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge python-like penis and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter!"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."
Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?"The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!" He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me ONE more time."
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and said, "NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!"
Guess what?
He has just lost his penis
So boring...Lets switch partner , ok ?
Two neighbours... Greg and Martin... Were talking to each other...
Greg : Im getting bored with my sex life
Martin : Yeah me too..
Greg : Im gettin bored of havin sex with my wife..
Martin : Same here.. I want to have a different person once in a while..
Greg : Hey how bout we switch partners...
Martin : Good idea..
They went in their houses and discussed this with their wives..Suprisingly they agreed... and they switched on that very night..
Next morning..
Martin : Hey, how was it last night?
Greg : Very very fun.. for a change...
Martin : Yeah ! Greg : Let's go over to your house and check how the girls are doing..
Got the joke ?
Yes , they switch partner...this time is man to man , woman to woman..lol
Greg : Im getting bored with my sex life
Martin : Yeah me too..
Greg : Im gettin bored of havin sex with my wife..
Martin : Same here.. I want to have a different person once in a while..
Greg : Hey how bout we switch partners...
Martin : Good idea..
They went in their houses and discussed this with their wives..Suprisingly they agreed... and they switched on that very night..
Next morning..
Martin : Hey, how was it last night?
Greg : Very very fun.. for a change...
Martin : Yeah ! Greg : Let's go over to your house and check how the girls are doing..
Got the joke ?
Yes , they switch partner...this time is man to man , woman to woman..lol
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
