Monday, August 18, 2008

Test for the Monk

One Day,The Head of a temple days are going to come(death),he decided he had no choice but to elect a new head for the temple, so he ask all his disciples n monks to gather,So he started...

As you all noe i am going to pass away soon..my position will go to one of u all..I cannot choose u all randomly so i will be giving u all a test..as u all noe we monks are not allowed to have any sexual relationship or sexual feeling..Now u all follow me to a room where the test shall begin..(Everyone was seated..and the head puts a drum on everyone's lap..)

Soon..a veri hot naked woman..came in..n so the head said..i will now ask this woman to dance...not even 1 minit when the woman started dancing..everyone's drum started to go dum dum dum....

The head felt dissapointed as everyone was erracting...except one..man on the last..he suddenly felt happy..

he took up the mans drum...n found it had a hole in it..n so he fainted..
(he erracted to hard so the drum broke)

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