Monday, August 18, 2008

Man on the beach

There was this man at a beach naked reading a newspaper while sitting looking at the sea....When he was reading sudenly a very hot girl went pass by.....*note the girl doesn't noe all the Dirty things.....

While the girl walked pass....The man's dick erracted..The man covered his dick with the newspaper.The girl was curius and asked the man...

Girl: "Can i know what is under that newspaper?"

the man replied "It is a bird"

Then the girl walked away and the man sleeped....A couple hours later when the man waked up...He was laying in a hospital bed....He then asked the nurse what happen....The nurse didn't know what happen...Then the man remembered about the girl....

So when the girl was called and came to the hospital....The girl explained and said this..."I saw you sleeping and went to see the bird...Then i played with that bird...The bird spat on me.....I was angry and broke that birds neck...Bite of the eggs...And cut off the nest...."

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