Monday, August 18, 2008

"Good relationship of parents"

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.

'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children.

So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, 'What flavor is that?'

The whole class answers 'Mmmm, that's cherry.''Very good,' the teacher replies.

So she gives them all a grape and they reply, 'Mmm, that's grape.''Very good,' she says again.

Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says 'OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.

'Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, 'Spit 'em out everyone, they're ASSHOLES!'

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