Sunday, August 17, 2008

Heaven or Hell (Which one do you Qualify to go ? )

One day, 3 men die at the same time and they see the Demon in front of them.

Demon: You three can ask me a question, if I answer it correctly, you will go to the hell but if my answer is wrong, you can go to heaven.

The 1st man is a RO freaks so he ask the Demon about RO.

1st Man: What is the name of the program that can make you SPAM skill?
Demon: Speedhack!
The Demon answer in 1 seconds and the 1st man is going to hell.


The 2nd man is a mathematics pro so he ask a math question but the Demon answer correctly and he is going to hell too.

The 3rd man is a stupid man, he don't know anything. He ask the Demon for a chair then he make 15 holes on the chair and he sits on the chair. Then the 3rd man farts on the chair.

3rd Man: My question is where my fart goes out?Demon: The hole on the center of the chair.The Demon has a evil smile on his face because he think he was right but he was WRONG.

3rd Man: The answer is MY ASSHOLE


The 3rd man is going to heaven.

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