Sunday, August 17, 2008

Adam , the GOD and the 2 stones

One day, Adam told God that he's so bored because there's nothing to do.

God thought of something and told Adam to get two rocks. Adam picked up two "small" rocks and handed it to God.

God said, "Adam those two rocks will be your "bread" for the rest of the year. Adam was pissed.
The next day, God told Adam to pick up two rocks again. Adam talking to himself said "You're not going to fool me this time" and picked up two "huge" rocks. Adam slowly rolled the rocks to God and said, "here you go God, what do you want me to do with these?". God said, "I want you to bring it up to the mountain".

On the third day, Adam was resting as he was so tired. God told him again to pick up two rocks.

This time Adam was grinning and said to himself, "NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO FOOL ME THIS TIME" and picked up one "small" and one "big" rock.

Brought it over to God and asked, "What shall I do with these (smiling)?

God said, from now on those will be your "BALLS".

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