Eric's Joke corner

Monday, August 4, 2008

麻坡的华语

Muar's Chinese

Tongue Twisters, Can u understand them ?

If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

Mr Inside & Mr Outside

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside.

Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

Pepper

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Butter

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better.

"So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.

So 'twas better Betty Botterbought a bit of better butter.