Nice simple joke!

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you ! expect me to do, call a lifeguard?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of thewindow!2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.

Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A.

Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.

Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
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Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window ?
Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly.