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two ghost met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : how u died?
2nd ghost : i died of cold

1st ghost : how does it feel when dying in cold?
2nd ghost : actually i was imprison in refrigerator. at first i was shivering, then my whole body started to frozen, later i felt the whole world was dark and i died. fortunately, i died with not much suffering.

1st ghost : what a pity for u....
2nd ghost : how about u? how u died?

1st ghost : i died of heart attacked.
2nd ghost : i see, how u had a heart attacked?

1st ghost : actually i found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. one day when i came back from work, i saw a pair of male shoes outside of my house. then i realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. when i rush into the bedroom, my wife was alone. i must find where that ??????? is hiding. so i search the toilet, i ran to downstairs, look in the storeroom, but the ??????? was not found. so, i ran upstairs and search the wardrobe, but i found nothing. because i was too tired of running, i got heart attacked and died.

2nd ghost : why not u look for the ??????? in the fridge? if you did, both of us were alive now!


Got the joke ?
1st ghost = the husband
2nd ghost = the *another man*

1st ghost wanted to look for 2nd ghost but he was too tired of running and died with heart attack,2nd ghost wanted to hide from 1st ghost and he kept himself in the fridge and cold to death