Mother get 3 shots...

A women was pregnant with triplets.
Anyway one day she goes into this bank. the bank is being held up. she gets shot 3 times in her stomach!! luckily she lives. she goes to the doctor. he says her children will be all right & one day the bullets will come out.

so 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"so the mother tells her the story.

The next day the next daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"

The next day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?"

he replies "no, i was jerking off and i shot the dog!"