Miss Universe....

WHY SINGAPOREAN GALS CAN'T WIN MISSUNIVERSE TITLE
No wonder our girls could not get the "MissUniverse Title" .

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their MissUniverse representative wereof tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and MissSingapore are being asked 3 simple questions.

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with theletter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances;Now,name me an animal startingwith the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no!MC: Your next chance.

The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce

Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance!Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence,smiles andsays: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", theydecided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L".
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU

The Judges fainted..!!