A Confused Computer
A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.''
The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printer but his computer still could not 'see' the printer.
Blonde Looking for a Job
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED.''Yes.''
Grosser than gross.. underwear
What's grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.
What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet High
Sperm Count
How do you tell if your boyfriend has a high sperm ?
If you have to chew before you swallow.
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