An engaged couple are goin to get married in las vegas...
On their aeroplane flight there...The woman decides dat.. there should not be any secret between...A husband and wife...
So she says"Dear,i have something to tell you,i've flat chest" (fei kei cheung - Airport runway in chinese)
The guy replies..."Its okie.. i believe that there are better things in marriage"
About half an hour later... the guy decided to confess too...
He told her"Honey,i also have something to tell you, my dick.. its like a baby..."
Her reply was " its okie.. i dun mind dear "
So the arrived in las vegas and got married...On their wedding night..........
The girl slowly strips of her clothes...And as she said... she was as flat as a washboard...Then the man slowly unzips his pants..As soon as he got his dick out..His wife FAINTED He rushed and brought his wife to the hospital.
A few hours later she finnaly woke up...Her husband was beside her....
He asked " are u okie ? "
She replied... "Yes, but i thought u said ur dick is like a baby?"
Husband : " Yeah...I did.. Its 8 pounds and 21 inches "
Got the joke ?
Husband was refering his penis to the baby's WEIGHT !! haha
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