How Long and Too long

One day,when teacher was teaching spelling..

Teacher:Farah,spell Caterpillar...
Farah:How long do i have?

Teacher:Why??
Farah:Because i want to wait the caterpillar changes into butterfly,i know how to spell that



One day,two children was punished by one teacher...they need to write their names for 500 times..

Teacher:You both need to write 500 times
Amirul:Not FAIR!!

Teacher:Why?

Amirul:My fren's name is Nuek but my name is Muhammad Amirul Shahrul Affandi...you expect me to write that long??!!