wow...fast learning kid

It was the month of celebratin', December. And it was Christmas eve on that day.

Firstly, this kid, around 4~5 years old, heard his parents quarellin'. 'BITCHes and BASTARDs' all over. Then he began to ask, mom, dad, what does 'BITCH and BASTARD" means? What was their reply to his question? Lol... They answered, 'BITCH' means ladies whereas 'BASTARD' means gentlemen.

After that, this kid went to bed, and guess what? He heard his neighbour havin' sex. And unfortunately, he heard 'DICKs and VAGINAs'. Out of curiousity, he went to his parents again. This time, they said..."Nah...you dun have to care much. It's winter son. And you know, those people are cold which made them wearin' hats and jackets. And therefore, DICK=hat and VAGINA=jacket. This kid was happy that day as he learnt 4 new words.

The next mornin', while his dad was shavin' his moustache, he accidently peeled off his skin, and he shouted "Shit!" This kid went to him and asked, "Dad, what do you mean by shit?" And his father replied, "Oh it means my shavin' cream." Then he went into the kitchen, this kid's mom was jz about to put the turkey to the oven but, she dropped the whole turkey onto the ground, and immediately she screamed "Fark!" This kid passed by and asked the meanin' of it...and his mom explained that it means the ingredients for the turkey.

It's already 6.30 p.m. Guests are beginnin' to come to their house.

And this "well mannered" kid said, "Welcome, bastards and bitches. You may take off your dicks and vaginas and hang it over there. My dad is currently in the bathroom puttin' shit on his face while my mom is in the kitchen farkin' the turkey."

OMFG~! Come on guyz, I want see all of you RoFL~!