One day, 3 explorer went to the jungle to search for a flower that glows..after 2 hours of searching, the 3 explorer bump into a group of barbarians.. the fierce and aggresive barbarians then capture these 3 explorer back to their village to be eaten..
Upon arriving the village, the barbarians was about to boil them alive when these 3 explorer begged the Head of Barbarian to let them go.. after awhile of discussion among the barbarians, the Head of Barbaian said, " i'll let u go if u can follow my instructions properly! " so these explorers agreed and asked for the instructions..
the 1st instructions was to bring 10 fruits of a kind from the jungle and bring them back to the village..these 3 explorer then dash out to the jungle and search for the fruits they have in their mind..
the 1st explorer came back with 10 apples.. the Head of Barbarians then says,"now put each one of the apples into ur arsehole without showing any expression!" he was shocked, but he tried to put them.. when he had already put the 6th apple he died..
the 2nd explorer came back with 10 cherries..the Head of Barbarians gave him the same instructions.. he was doing very well untill the 9th cherry, he burst out laughing.. and he was eaten by the barbarians..
When the 1st explorer met 2nd explorer in heaven, he asked," u almost made it! what happened? " the 2nd explorer then replies," i knew i almost made it but i can't help to see the 3rd explorer coming with DURIANS!! "
Monday, September 1, 2008
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