Hokkien Lang Rulez~ :P

Dear Hokkien speaking friends,Laugh until you kee siao!

Ah Lian kar ho big brother Ah Beng over the telephone.

Lian: "Ah Beng tua kor, lim bu beh eh get my new jig saw puzzle fixed eh, mahchiam all the edges cannot fix together, lah."

Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"

Lian: "The box show a big kokokkeh lo, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com."

Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to tor long lu, lah."

Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si gi na, si bek gong, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."

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QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah".

QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns)

QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hu hu hu (hokkien for fish)

And here is a classic..............
QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?
ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."


Got the joke ?

the girl call the brother up to fix the puzzle for her.. her brother ask what does the puzzle looks like..she say looks like a chicken.. his brother go back to the house lor.. then found out tat..her sister is playing with corn flakes..