What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do you know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means , "With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: You know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs??
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, im confident. your friend also my son, that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...
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