Before and After Marriage

Before marriage... "I die for you..."
After marriage... "You die, up to you..."
Lagi lama married... "You die i help you!"

Before marriage... "You go anywhere... I follow you..."
After marriage... "You go anywhere... Up to you..."
Lagi lama married... "You go anywhere better get lost!!"

Before wedding... "You are my heart, you are my love..."
After wedding... "You get on my nerves..."

Before wedding... "You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella..."
After wedding... "You are worse than godzila..."

Before wedding... "Roses are red, violets are blue... Like it or not, I'm stuck with you..."
After wedding... "Roses are dead, I am blue... You get on my head, I will sue you..."

Before wedding... "Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La..."
After wedding... "You want to go, he says you wait-la..."

Before wedding... "She looks like Anita Sarawak..."
After wedding... "Don't know whether katak or biawak..."

Before wedding... "Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill..."
After wedding... "Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill..."

Before wedding... "He opens the car door..."
After wedding... "He opens his mouth and snores..."

Before wedding... "She/he was your ideal..."
After wedding... "She/he becomes your ordeal..."

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Future hubbies, be careful...... and future wives, be aware............!!!!!!!