Once......there was a president......he did an experiment.......he call 3 scholars.......he wanted to send them to space.......and will be given anything they want during the trip to space........so the president started asking the 1st scholar.......
President:AHEM......my brave scholar.....wad would u like to bring with u?
1st Scholar:I wan mani mani mathematical book!
President:Well u will be given 1000 mathematical book.......
President:Ermm.....now how about u?(2nd scholar)
2nd Scholar:I wan mani mani science book!
President:WoW......another bookworm......kk....u will be given 1000 science book......like the previous scholar.....
President:Eh.....how bout u?(3rd Scholar)
3rd Scholar:Me arr......i wan MANI MANI cigarette!!!
President:Waaaa.......kk......u will be given 1000 packet or cigarette.......since thats wad u wan.......
After every scholar got wad they wan, they were all sent to space for 1 yr........
After 1 yr.......3 of them landed back on earth........the president Question them......
President:Wad haf u(1st scholar) learn........?!
1st Scholar:I haf discover a NEW MATH FORMULA!!!
President:WoW! tats GREAT!
President:U(2nd Scholar) leh?
2nd Scholar:I haf found out tat.......plants needs water to survive........
President:OMG! Is that the only thing u discovered?!
President:Waaaa.....laoo the 2nd scholar almost make me faint.......u(3rd Scholar) better gib me good stuff.........
3rd Scholar:NABEI CB U NV GIB ME MY LIGHTER.........!!!
President:*FAINT* NICE NICE?
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