A 75-year-old man goes to confession and tells the priest,
"Forgive me father for I have sinned. I had sex last night with two 20-year-old girls and I had sex with each one three times."
The priest says, "How long has it been since your last confession."
The man says, "I have never been to confession, I am Jewish."
"So why are you telling me?" asked the priest.
The man says, "I'm telling everybody."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment